Friday, June 29, 2007

NBA Draft: Afterthoughts

Apologies for the no-post yesterday. I didn’t realize the chaos it would cause. But good news: I’m back.

For the most part this year’s NBA Draft proceeded in expected form. Oden was picked first by the Portland Trail Blazers, Durant second by the Seattle Supersonics, and Al Horford third by the Atlanta Hawkes. Nobody was surprised by the top ten, with the possible exception of Jeff Green going fifth (wasted pick by the Boston Celtics. He wasn’t the best player available at the five spot).

Past the top ten, I was a little surprised to see some players get drafted higher than they were projected (some deservedly so, some not). Both Acie Law of Texas A&M and Thaddeus Young of Georgia Tech were chosen before Julian Wright of Kansas or Al Thornton of Florida State. Law is a hard working, defensive minded point guard, but his shot his weak, he lacks the athleticism necessary to guard NBA PG’s, and many question his ability to run an offense. Young is a project. A lot of potential there, but he needs some work. Wright and Thornton are both sure things; proven athletes and scorers. I was also a little surprised to see Sean Williams, a center out of Boston College, go 17th. He’s a tremendous athlete that can score and defend the basket, but he’s a head case. He got kicked off the team midway through last season after some legal problems. It’s a big risk to take when there are many other good players on the board.

It was also shocking to see Javaris Crittenton drop to 19. The Lakers got a steal. I’d say he has the most potential of any PG in the draft (with the possible exception of Conley). He’s big and athletic, and can score. His understanding of the game needs to develop, but he’s still young.

The luck of the night goes to Philadelphia, who ended up with Derrick Byars (Portland picked him 42nd and traded him for practically nothing). He’s an all around scorer who was projected to go in the first round by many mock drafts. I predict he’ll be the Michael Redd of 2007.

The Golden State Warriors also made out like bandits in their trade for Brandon Wright, the 8th overall pick, to the Charlotte Bobcats for Jason Richardson, a solid but overpaid shooting guard, and the rights to Jermareo Davidson (who?). Wright has a good future ahead of him, assuming he strengthens his work ethic, while Richardson is in the twilight of a less than illustrious career. Wright will fit in perfectly with the Warriors fast-paced, offensive minded style, and will provide some big man scoring punch to compliment guard Baron Davis.

I was a little bummed that the rumored three way trade between the T-wolves, Suns, and Hawks didn’t go through (Garnett was to go to Phoenix, Amare Stoudemire to Atlanta, and the 3rd and 11th picks to Minnesota). I would have liked to see Garnett play with Nash and on a winning team. With the 3rd, 7th, and 11th picks the Timberwolves could have begun the rebuilding process, focusing on young players. With Horford, Brewer (old Florida teammates) and possibly a Julian Wright added to the Foye-McCants duo, MN would have been on the way to a solid starting line. I just hope for McHale’s sake that he wasn’t the one to screw it up.

Alright, I’m done with basketball for at least a little while (sorry Drew).

I like the way you think with Crassel and his women, P Corcs. That could make for a funny post. Maybe next week…

Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The NBA Draft (Thursday, June 28 7 PM ET)

I can’t really explain why, but the NBA Draft is one of my favorite events of the year, especially the lottery (the first 13 picks). Watching a bunch of soon to be overpaid athletes wearing suits and shaking hands with David Stern shouldn’t be exciting, but it is. I think it’s probably a combination of factors: the extensive highlight reels, the last minute blockbuster trades, Bills Simmons jumping around talking about TUP (Tremendous Upside Potential).

This year’s draft is stacked, too. The NBA’s new rule that players must be one year out of high school to enter the draft stocked the college pool, and as a result the annual event this Thursday night will feature several players that many believe will be the future of the game.

So now for my contribution to draft frenzy. Using my extensive basketball knowledge and scouting talents (Note to Kevin McHale: I want a job), I offer my assessment of the top ten players in the draft (according to the common consensus of who the top ten are).

1) Greg Oden (Ohio State) Position: C, Height: 7-0, Weight: 245:

After Oden’s pre-draft workouts scouts started describing him as a freak. I’d say that’s accurate. His body is NBA ready, he’s more athletic than any man his size ought to be, and he’s a workhorse. Truly, he’s poised to become the next dominant big man in the mold of David Robinson and Patrick Ewing. His offense is still shaky, and breaking his wrist at the beginning of his freshman season didn’t help, but he is a defensive presence and will be an instant impact player. And watch out when the guy decides he’s gonna dunk. The real question is, will he be Hakeem Olajuwon (or worse, Sam Bowie) to Kevin Durant’s Michael Jordan? Only time will tell.

2) Kevin Durant (Texas) P: SF, H: 6-10, W: 190:

Could this kid be the next Jordan? Or even scarier, could he be better? He’s got height, plus a 7’5” wing span, and can score at will. He has a competitive edge that winners such as Jordan possess and Oden may lack. Offensively his arsenal is limitless as he can slash to the lane and dunk on a big or pull up to hit the 30 footer. His length makes him a good rebounder and promising defender. A lot was made of the fact that he couldn’t bench 185 even once at the combines, but I wouldn’t worry too much. He’s only 19 years old, and insiders say he is still growing. Plus, those are some long arms for the bench press. The craziest part is that Durant hasn’t even reached his potential. Here’s the fact of the matter: Oden WILL be great, Durant COULD be the best. My favorite player in the draft.

3) Al Horford (Florida) P: PF, H: 6-9, W: 235

Horford is NBA ready in the mold of Horace Grant or Carlos Boozer. He’s probably the strongest player in the draft and plays with his nose to the grindstone, making him a tenacious rebounder and defender. His offensive skills are good, but not great. He has good touch for a guy his size, but could work on his post moves.

4) Mike Conley (Ohio State) P: PG, H: 6-0, W: 170

I became a Conley believer during Ohio State’s Final Four run last season. Slashing to the lane with lightning quickness, dishing to teammates, and demonstrating his ability to run the point as it ought to be run, Conley led the Buckeyes while Oden was rendered virtually useless due to foul trouble. Oden may be the top pick in this draft, but Conley was responsible for Ohio State’s success. He could work on his shot, but his understanding of the game and the point guard position is uncanny for a player his age.


5) Yi Jianlian (China) P: PF, H: 7-0, W: 246

Yi is a little bit of a wildcard. He has been impressive in his pre-draft workouts, but they have been so closely guarded that it has been tough for scouts to get a read on his potential. He hasn’t played against any of the other players in this draft, so no one really knows where to place him. Clearly he can score, and he is big and athletic in the model of Dirk Nowitzki. The complaint, based on film of his team in China, is that he is too passive and tends to defer to teammates in crunch time. His birth certificate says he is 19, but it is widely believed that Chinese officials have altered the document and he is actually older. A lot of potential here, but also several big question marks.

6) Jeff Green (Georgetown) P: SF, H: 6-9, W: 225

I spent most of the college season thinking Green was overrated. I still think so. He’s a good athlete, but he has no particularly impressive offensive skills. He traveled when he hit that game winning shot to give the Hoyas a last second victory in the later rounds of the tournament. His shot is weak and he lacks killer instinct. He could become a good defender in the vein of Scottie Pippen, but I’d say he lacks the reach and lateral quickness. Could be a solid role player down the line, but not as elite as many seem to think.


7) Joakim Noah (Florida) P: PF, H: 6-11, W: 230

Same with this guy. Overrated. He’s a scrapper, and a hustler. He can D up. But Noah lacks anything resembling offense. His shot is a mess. He’s a very opportunistic scorer. Could be a solid role player on a good team (think Anderson Varejao of the Cavs), but will prove incapable of leading any team. With a draft this full of potential franchise players, I predict Noah will be a wasted pick.

8) Corey Brewer (Florida) P: SG, H: 6-8, W: 185

Florida teammate Corey Brewer, on the other hand, has tremendous potential as a shut-down defender. He’s got the length, quickness, and mental toughness to guard any position and to match up with top scorers. In that regard he’s a lot like Teyshaun Prince. He’s also got a good shot and a nose for getting to the basket. He needs to bulk up without losing any of his speed, but that shouldn’t be a huge problem (he’s got a lot of room to grow).

9) Spencer Hawes (Washington) P: C, H: 7-0, W: 230

Best case scenario: Hawes is the next Brad Miller. Worst case: he’s the next Michael Doleac. He’s a highly skilled big man, offensively speaking, but he lacks the athleticism necessary to become an imposing force.

10) Brandon Wright (North Carolina) P: PF, H: 6-10, W: 210

This is another kid with TUP. He’s one of the elite athletes in the draft, he’s long, and he can score. He could stand to get stronger, but he can jump out of the gym and has a decent shot for a guy his size. The biggest complaint is that he often appears lackadaisical, especially on defense, but his former coaches assure scouts that he is a hard worker and is very coachable. And the KG comparisons pique my interest.

There they are. The top ten in one of the best draft pools ever. Truth be told, it would be tough to screw up a top ten pick this year (but not impossible, McHale). Tomorrow will be a wild ride.

No post tomorrow (giving myself the day off), but come back on Friday for a post-draft assessment.

Thanks for reading.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Bush Accuses Forefathers of Hating America

President George W. Bush held a widely publicized press conference Monday afternoon to make official his accusation that all of the country’s founding fathers, as well as all presidents that came before him, hated America and should be tried, posthumously if need be, for treason.

“These men are guilty of drafting the American Constitution, which has proven time and time again to be one of America’s biggest security threats. All those prickly little Amendments that strip the president of his authority to spy on civilians and revoke Habeas Corpus…they are an affront to our national security. They allow countless immigrants into this country without so much as a wire tap or a homing device. These immigrants will blow up our children. It is the job of the American president to protect democracy, and by limiting his ability to do so, our founding fathers show their true colors as haters of America. If the president can’t indiscriminately imprison men without trial, how is he supposed to protect their freedoms? If the American President and his executive branch can’t lie to the American people, the terrorists have already won.”

This announcement came as a surprise to most political theorists and historians, who regard the drafters of the Constitution as American heroes and the originators of democracy.

When Bush was asked if he lumps his father into the guilty group, he responded without hesitation: “It is with great remorse that I accuse my own father of treason, (a crime punishable by death), but he is guilty by acceptance. He made none of the great strides that I have to overturn the Constitution, and thereby showed his un-American support for it.”

Reached for comment, Bush Sr. shook his head as he mused “Little Georgie is not a smart man."

Monday, June 25, 2007

Why Golf is a Silly Game

When I was young, and foolish, I spent quite a bit of my summer months on the golf course. I played on the school team and my first job was as a caddy at the Edinburgh USA. Then one day I made a startling realization: I don’t like golf. I never did. My friends liked golf, and I just had nothing better to do with my time.

Really, when you think about it, golf is an asinine little game.

From my experience it is more common for the recreational golfer to play incredibly poorly, losing ball after ball in scummy water hazards or thick wooded areas, than it is to play even moderately well. Granted, when one is playing well it’s a euphoric experience; the swoosh of the club at is swings around the body, the clean crack as the ball is launched heavenward, the friendly bounce off the fresh-cut fairway. It’s picturesque.

But is it really worth the hours of frustration that lead up to it? The top-spinning dribble as one pulls the head up too early, the veil of sand as the ball is left buried even deeper than before, the putt that rims around the cup and finds its way down a sloping green. These rounds feel as if they last for eternity, they leave you wanting to break clubs over your knees, or hurling your bag into the nearest pond and heading for the clubhouse to drown your rage in drunkenness (so positives can come from negatives…)

Let’s think about the tremendous amount of time that golf consumes. Assuming we’re walking the course and playing in a group of four, it takes about four hours (or more) to play 18 holes. That’s not taking into account lost time looking for balls gone astray, repairing divots, raking sand traps, drinking, etc. That’s a lot of time committed to a game that is inevitably just going to make me angry. What’s worst, most golfers prefer to schedule early morning tee times (for reasons I can’t explain). The last thing I want to do on a Saturday is wake up at 6 to be at the golf course by 6:30 for a 7:00 tee time. Especially considering I’ll probably be hung over. Brutal.

I’m also opposed to the enormous amount of space that golf courses take up for such an exclusive activity. This is mostly based on my penchant for the public park system, where activities that can be enjoyed by all (Frolf, sand volleyball, hide and seek, etc.) can be enjoyed relatively inexpensively, if not for free. I think true environmentalists (take note Al Gore) should be highly opposed to private golf courses, which have a history of using powerful fertilizers and pesticides, polluting ponds and streams (thereby destroying aquatic ecosystems), and chopping down trees indiscriminately.

But on the other hand, when else do we get the opportunity to spend a sunny Saturday together, riding in carts and calling it exercise, drinking in the morning, and not worrying about a thing but where the next shot may land? Maybe it’s not so bad after all.

Who’s up for a round?

Friday, June 22, 2007

Christian Zombies: A Conversation

I knew I could count on you, P Corcs, to spark some conversation on this topic. You make an excellent devil’s advocate and bring up some very good counterpoints. Some I agree with, and some I’ll do my best to counter-counterpoint.

Many of the ideas you bring up, in my mind, are issues of perspective on sin. Like I said in yesterday’s post, I’m not saying that Christians are free to sin as they please knowing those sins will be forgiven. I’m not saying we shouldn’t hold ourselves to a high moral standard. The Bible tells us that God sees all sin as an equally ugly abomination, and we should strive towards a pure, righteous life.

My argument is that the church has misled us in the method of living a righteous life. It has taught us to dwell upon our sins. It has taught us to define our faith by our sins. It has separated individuals, people that we should be embracing, into groups according to their sins (homosexuals are the most prominent example that come to mind). So while we should be striving to be Christ-like, living a life of servitude and humility, we are focused inward, obsessed with our impurities.

Many Christians have gone through the experience of accepting Christ as the cleanser of sin, acknowledging Him as our salvation, yet continuing in their sinful ways and finding themselves consumed by guilt. I know I have. I would argue it’s because we aren’t really getting it. I think to truly accept Christ as the source of salvation requires a profound realization of what he stood for and what he endured for us. It also requires us to accept something wholeheartedly which is completely outside of our frame of reference. No human has ever experience the powerful, fierce, eternal love that God has for us, so how could we possibly understand what that means? I think true acceptance of Christ as our salvation means growing nearer to such an understanding. Once we can do that we will truly strive to be like Christ. Then it will be possible to truly rid ourselves of sin. Is such an understanding even possible? I’m working on it. I’ll let you know if I figure anything out. Feel free to do the same.

Faith is personal, but never private. It’s a communal activity. The Bible calls us to serve our fellow man (or woman), but the church has made us selfish, convincing us that if we merely focus on not committing sin we will be righteous in the eyes of God. I believe this is a lie.

I realize I’m opening a can of worms. There is a huge debate surrounding the relationship between acts and salvation. We have been promised salvation if we acknowledge Christ as the source, nothing more is required. It’s Biblical. But in my mind there is a big difference between salvation and righteousness. I genuinely believe that the man who spends his days serving the poor and his nights drinking with the prostitutes is more righteous in God’s eyes than the man who spends his days denouncing sin and his nights asleep in his mansion (take note James Dobson). I realize that’s awfully bold of me, and ascribing an opinion such as this to God is a potentially blasphemous endeavor, but I said it and I mean it.

I think that when Christ calls upon people to “go forth and sin no more,” as in the examples you have given, it’s more an invitation to live like Christ than it is a command to spend life running from sin. I realize this is up to interpretation, but if we truly strive to live as Christ lived we will be incapable of sin. We will have devoted our lives to servitude and justice and we will have no room for sin, which is by definition a harmful force.

Our Father, who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who’ve trespassed against us.
Lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil,
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
Forever and ever,
Amen.

As you say, sin is brought up in the Lord’s Prayer, but I don’t think this calls for our lives to be consumed by thoughts of avoiding sin. The first mention of sin is a plea for forgiveness and the strength to forgive others. It is a call to cleanse us so that we can let go of sin. We need to move past our sin if we are to have a meaningful relationship with God or with others. The second reference to sin is asking God to guard us from its presence in our lives. Maybe so we won’t become consumed by it?

The first section of the Lord’s Prayer has always been my favorite. “Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.” It is dangerous to guess what God’s will is, but from the Bible we can draw a picture of what His Kingdom looks like. It is a world of beauty, righteousness, love and harmony. Every soul has a servant’s heart, is intimately connected to God, and is completely pure. To see even a reflection of that image on Earth I believe we must begin focusing our faith outwards instead of inwards.

Thanks for reading.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Christian Zombies

Right now I’m reading James Joyce’s “A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man” and it has me thinking about sin. The semiautobiographical novel follows Joyce’s alter ego, Stephen Dedalus, as he comes of age in and around Dublin, spending most of his young life at various Jesuit boarding schools.

The reason it has me thinking about sin is that Dedalus, who in his teen years goes through a period of lustfulness in which his life is consumed by prostitutes, is obsessed with the subject. Every thought he has is tainted by guilt and despair. He pines for his lost innocence, he has no hope in salvation, he believes he is forsaken. It seems to me that most anyone raised in a religious home can relate to these feelings.

The church, in its efforts to maintain piety and devout followers, has made sin the central focus of the Christian community. We’ve been indoctrinated with the idea that it is the things we don’t do that make us Christian. We don’t drink, we don’t smoke, we don’t have premarital sex, so we must be the faithful.

I say it’s bullshit (oops, swearing is definitely something Christians don’t do). The thing that supposedly separates Christianity from all other religions is the New Testament (most other religions have a creation story, a flood story, etc.) Yet the New Testament isn’t about sin. It wasn’t written to tell us all the things we can’t do, but rather to show us a right way to live. Jesus Christ was not sent to enforce the letter of the law, and in fact rebuked the Pharisees for doing so. Jesus Christ came to show us how to live in love, in peace, and in humility. He came to absolve us of the very sin which we are now so obsessed with. I would say this preoccupation with avoiding sin actually demonstrates a lack of faith. By believing ourselves even capable of not sinning and spending our lives running from sin shows that we don’t believe that Jesus can do what he said could.

I’m not by any means extending a get out of morality free card. On the contrary, living life as I’m suggesting will actually hold us to a higher moral standard. If we truly devote our lives to seeking out love, truth and justice, morality will become unavoidable. If we strive to be true Christ followers by serving our neighbors and reaching for peace, we will find our lives incompatible with sin.

But as long as we keep defining ourselves by the sins we avoid we will find ourselves incapable of escaping sins’ clutch. We don’t have the strength to evade sin by our own will, and this idea that the “best” Christian is one who resists sin better than others is in defiance of everything taught in the New Testament, and is nonsensical. This mentality is a disease infecting the church, leaving in its wake an army of Christian zombies; men and women incapable of the love and compassion that Jesus championed. We are left bigoted and hypocritical, shunning those that we are called to love the most.

Remember, it’s “what would Jesus do?,” not “what wouldn’t Jesus do?”

Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

U.S. Leaving Iraq; Cites Irreconcilable Differences

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, noticeably teary-eyed, announced at an impromptu press conference late Tuesday that with great regret the United States has decided to leave Iraq, severing a relationship which had survived nearly thirty years and seen more than its fair share of hardships.

Citing years of betrayals, accusations, and ultimately irreconcilable differences, Snow pondered upon what had gone wrong. “Perhaps the United States was too demanding,” he mused, “insisting upon peace and democracy. Maybe we tried too hard to change Iraq.” He went on to say that “it’s not easy to maintain a committed relationship. It hurt when they accused us of being an unwanted occupier. If we were tough it was only because we cared.”

Snow was overtaken with emotion as he remembered the better times: the clandestine weapons sales during the Iran-Iraq War, the lucrative oil deals which fed the United States’ rampant energy consumption, Iraq’s retrospectively hilarious and misguided foray into Kuwait, along with the United States’ gentle rebuke.

But in recent months the tensions ran high, until finally an ultimatum was issued: “Quit blowing things up and murdering civilians, or we’re leaving you.” When Iraq proved incapable of changing its ways, the United States was left with no choice.

Snow’s sorrow took a sudden turn to anger as he reflected upon Iraq’s efforts “to undermine everything the United States tried to do for it,” the country’s “complete lack of appreciation” and its “insensitivity towards our feelings as it called for our complete annihilation.”

“They go about gallivanting with Iran behind our backs, then come crawling when things get tough. We don’t need that ungrateful whore.”

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Minnesota Timberwolves: A Glimmer of Hope?

Late last week the Timberwolves traded point guard Mike James to the Houston Rockets for power forward Juwan Howard. Considering how fervently they pursued James last off season, and the ridiculous contract they gave him, they will undoubtedly come out once again looking like uninformed rubes. Nevertheless, I’m in full support of this trade.

James had an unproductive season in which he failed to mesh with any of his teammates or carve out his niche playing alongside Kevin Garnett. He has been dead weight on the court, never providing the burst of offensive energy he promised, and has proven himself incapable of running an offense.

Howard, on the other hand, is a past his prime yet competent forward. He still has some offensive juice left in his tank, he’ll grab a few rebounds in the paint, and he’ll provide some much needed height to an undersized roster. If nothing else, Howard has only two years remaining on his contract, while James has three.

Seeing some actual movement in the Timberwolves’ front office has me thinking about potential trades. Admittedly, some of these are highly improbable, some are downright impossible, but some are just crazy enough to work.

1) We trade the #7 pick and Ricky Davis to the Los Angeles Clippers for their #14 pick. I know on the surface it seems illogical, but hear me out. McHale can’t be trusted with a pick as high as # 7. He’ll inevitably screw it up anyway (especially considering Joakim Noah will still be on the board. If we pick that guy I’m moving). Ricky Davis is a poison to any team he plays on, and the Clippers are one of the few teams dumb enough to take him. Plus, with the #14 pick we will probably be able to get Georgia Tech’s Javaris Crittenton, whom I would argue is one of the top five players in the draft in terms of potential.

2) We trade Troy Hudson…wait, nobody wants him. We trade him ASAP for whatever we can get, even if that means paying extra cash incentives for the last pick in the draft (who knows, LSU’s Glen Davis aka “Baby Shaq” might still be available). If we can’t trade him, we buy him out. McHale should be willing to give his big toe to be rid of that contract and to redeem that egregious miscalculation.

3) We package Mark Blount in the James/Howard deal in exchange for Dikembe Mutombo. Yes, Dikembe is old…very old. But he can still D up, which is all we really need from a big man, and more than we can ask from Blount. Contrary to popular belief, Blount is a waste of space. Yes, he can hit the open jumper, but what’s the point of a big man who refuses to spend any time in the paint? Also, Blount has a ginormous contract, and Mutombo will be retiring soon. More money to rebuild is a good thing.

4) This is a long shot, but then again Portland isn’t very smart. We trade Garnett (yes, I’d be more than willing to give him up. The Wolves will not win a championship while he is in Minnesota), Ricky Davis, Marko Jaric, and the #7 pick to Portland for the #1 pick and Brandon Roy. The #1 pick will give us Greg Oden, a freak of nature and a legitimate big man to build a franchise around. Roy was rookie of the year last season, and should have been ours (love ya Foye, but Roy is better). Imagine Foye playing the point, McCants at the 2, Roy on the wing, and Oden in the middle, with whomever at power forward (I like Craig Smith). That’s a championship team, and they’re all young. Boo ya.

5) This may be a little more realistic, but still won’t happen. Marko Jaric, Ricky Davis, and the #7 pick for Roy and Zach Randolph. Portland has been looking for a way to unload Randolph, who has proven nearly as cancerous as Ricky Davis. This will give them another lottery pick in a stacked draft. The only question is: will they be willing to part with Roy? (I wouldn’t).

6) How about Ricky Davis (I just really don’t like him) and Jaric to the Knicks for Stephon Marbury. Marbury is older now and injury prone, but maybe reuniting him with Garnett is exactly what they both need to reenergize. They are good friends, and the excitement was palpable back in the glory days when they were playing together. Besides, any deal that liberates us of Davis is worthwhile in my book.

7) Garnett and Davis to the Orlando Magic for Dwight Howard and Pat Garrity. In my opinion Howard is the future of the league. He’s only 21 years old and is a force to be reckoned with. He’s huge, he’s one of the strongest players in the league, he can rebound, score, play D, and if you watched the slam dunk contest you know he can touch the top of the backboard. That’s ridiculous. Garnett is quickly approaching his twilight years, and it would be in the Wolves best interest to deal him while he’s still marketable. Again, we get the bonus of being rid of Davis. Garrity was a throw in. He’s a PF that can shoot the J. Works for me.

Are any of these trades realistic? That remains to be seen. The more important question is: are McHale and theTimberwolves brain trust smart enough to make any of them happen? The answer to that, I fear, is no.

Thanks for reading.

Monday, June 18, 2007

My 50th post…Hooraaay!

To celebrate this momentous occasion (the official 50th post on Zizzle-Zot, etc.) I’d like to thank all of my faithful readers who have toiled day in and day out through the drudgeries of my musings hoping to catch some glimpse of competence, only to be disappointed time and again. You are true friends, and you all are the wind beneath my wings (tear – pause to regain my composure).

I realize that all of you know who you are, and it would be monotonous (and perhaps ill-advised in the blogosphere) to thank you by name. But it’s my blog, damn-it, and I’m gonna write whatever I want. So without further ado:

A special thanks to first ever Zizzle-Zot Reader of the Month P Corcs, Joey, Mo, Crassel-Dassel, Noah, Chris and Dena, Nato, Drew and Torpy. I realize that there are others I’m missing and I apologize. I urge you to make yourselves known. Comment when you have thoughts, disagreements, queries, quandaries, unabashed rage, or just when you get a chuckle. In the meantime, I thank you in spirit.

Thanks for reading.

Friday, June 15, 2007

More on Celebrities and Adoration

Thanks again to Reader of the Month P Corcs (which reminds me, I need to elect a reader of the month for June, and P Corcs is once again making a strong showing) for his comments on yesterday’s post. They were, as always, insightful and very effective at generating thought and conversation.

It’s pretty wild that Joe Soucheray made the prediction that something bad was going to happen six years ago based purely on his perceptions of American culture. I’ll be honest and say I don’t really listen to him, but he must be a discerning dude. Maybe I should start.

When you take a step back and look at the things that dominate our attention, the things that we call news, and the people that we live vicariously through, it is evident that we are a profoundly misguided society. I’ll bet that if you asked the average American citizen, they could tell you who in Hollywood is dating, who’s breaking up, who’s pregnant, and who’s going into rehab, but they couldn’t tell you one recent event in government that actually affects their everyday lives. They couldn’t tell you about fiscal policies, international relations, even their safety from global or local threats. They have no idea where their tax money is going. They couldn’t tell you anything about the history of America, let alone the world. Benjamin Franklin must be rolling over in his grave.

I’m working on it, but honestly it’s not a phenomenon I can explain. I’m trying to figure out why we are so obsessed with these public figures that for the most part are an affront to our morality and intellect. The Paris Hiltons and Lindsay Lohans are not particularly talented, entertaining, smart, or appealing in any way. They are spoiled and they are conceited. Hopefully this is just a phase, and one day they will do some tremendous good, but even if they do, why are they deserving of our affection? Even the George Clooneys and the Bonos, men who have made amazing contributions to global causes, are not particularly suited to the task, nor are they more deserving of our admiration than the poor Peace Corps worker that has dedicated his life to servitude in obscurity.

I can only imagine it’s the glamour aspect. We see these lives of privilege and pampering; a life surrounded by beauty in which all things are possible. We are envious. We imagine we want that for ourselves, so we live vicariously. We follow every move of these people, imagining that they are our friends, finding ways in which they are like us, and we are like them, secretly hoping that one day we can be them.

The truth is, they are exactly like us. They are more like us than we want to know. They look in the mirror and wish they could change their appearance, they get pimples, they poop in the morning. They fall in love, they get jealous, they have their hearts broken, they wish their lives could be easier. And while we are so busy seeking this imaginary fulfillment we miss something very important: these people are more insecure, lonelier, more lost than any of us could ever imagine.

So be joyful that you are who you are. Each of us has the amazing opportunity to find fulfillment in our lives. Unfortunately for some that brings fame with it. But don’t for a second imagine that fame and fulfillment go hand in hand. Being surrounded by people doesn’t mean you’re loved.

Thanks for reading.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

My First and Last Thoughts on Paris Hilton in Jail

Alright ladies and gents, the rampant voyeurism forced on us by mainstream media and the bloodthirsty paparazzi has finally brought me to the contentious and ugly line that divides normal human decency from the instinctive urge to see others suffer. As a result, I find myself in a precarious position: take the high ground, ignore the latest Paris Hilton debacle and pretend the whole thing doesn’t disgust me, or write about it and risk sinking to the level of the very so-called “journalists” which I so despise. But do you really think I could let it go?

I am Blogger; hear me roar.

Yes, Paris Hilton committed a crime. Yes, she should be held accountable according to the laws established by the criminal justice system and the state of California. I’m not by any means an expert on the law, so I can’t speak as to whether the sentence issued by the judge in her case was fair. I’ve heard it argued that she was given an exorbitant punishment because the judge saw the opportunity to make an example of her, and I’ve heard it argued that she was given a reduced sentence because of her wealth, celebrity status, and familial power. I don’t know, and quite frankly I don’t care.

What I do care about is the fact that we seem to care so much. Images of Hilton being traipsed in and out of jail have been splashed across the TV screen and the news stands for the past week. The other day I was watching CNN and they devoted an excessive five-plus minute expose on the Hilton ordeal. And CNN is supposed to be a legitimate news source (or so I thought). I can only imagine the feeding frenzy at Entertainment Tonight and The National Enquirer.

Paris has been the butt of crude jokes (most memorably an aggressively unfunny crack about the bars on her cell being painted like male genitalia courtesy of the decidedly unfunny Sarah Silverman). And now we’ve seen her cry. Congratulations, America. Deep down isn’t that what we really wanted? To make the girl cry?

It’s funny (but not in a haha sort of way) how quickly we all jump on our puritanical high-horses to point the finger and humiliate an insecure, misguided, confused young woman. Of course I think Paris Hilton is a pathetic excuse for a human being, a negative role model for girls world-wide, and generally speaking a drain on society. I don’t imagine for a second that she would forfeit her celebrity for a chance at enlightenment or a normal life. But we must remember that nobody asked her. She was thrust into the spotlight, and even as she so wholeheartedly embraces it, she didn’t choose it.

So as we gaze down from our pedestals, imagining ourselves to be morally superior, we must remember that all of us were once lost little children. Paris Hilton deserves, like we all do, a chance to make mistakes, to learn, and to find her way. Whether or not she uses this opportunity to better herself remains to be seen, but until she decides one way or the other, it is basic human decency to leave her some dignity.

Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The Night Shift

Beads of sweat crept down Carl’s forehead as he stared down the cold steel barrel of a Colt .45. He closed his eyes as he thought about the promises he had made to himself time and time again; the promise to quit his dead-end job working the night shift at a seedy convenience store on the wrong side of Brooklyn. The promise to go back to school and study business or medicine or law, or anything that would get him out of a dead-end life working the night shift at a seedy convenience store on the wrong side of Brooklyn.

But there was never enough money. He would go back when he had enough money put away. Just as soon as he had enough saved to pay for the first semester. But he had to pay rent, he had to pay the bills, he had to buy food, he had to buy cigarettes (he would quit just as soon as he went back to school), and then there was the drink or two (sometimes more) with his buddies on the weekends. And of course there was his daughter to consider.

His breath caught as he realized he might never see her again.

He always wished he could be a better father. He tried to be with her more, but there was never enough time. He worked so damn much, trying to save some money, and always nights. If only her mother hadn’t moved out of Brooklyn. Then he could see his daughter more. But there was never enough time.

If only he could go back to school, he would give her a better life.

The bells on the door jingled, but Carl didn’t open his eyes. He could faintly here the volatile commands shouted by the man with the gun. Why did he have a gun? Why would he come into this store, on Carl’s shift? Carl smiled as he thought that maybe this man too was trying to save some money. Maybe he too wanted to go to school.

“Get your ass on the ground! Hands on your head!”

“Hey man, are you dumb or something? I said open the mutha fuckin’ register.”

Carl realized that the commands were now directed at him, but still he didn’t open his eyes. He had spent his whole life hiding. Hiding behind excuses, behind circumstances, behind vices and instant gratifications. The dangers and disappoints could never catch up with him if he acted like they weren’t there. As long as he couldn’t see them…

He felt bare metal strike his cheek and reflexively slumped to the floor. He heard gunfire and vaguely saw the flash of light. When the bullet entered his chest the air escaped his lungs with a groan. And as his head rested on the cool linoleum he could feel the warm, viscous blood pool beneath him.

Carl’s last breath carried with it regret. His life had been a dream.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Study Reveals That What Doesn't Kill You Actually Makes You Weaker

In a study released late Tuesday, Duke University researchers revealed their findings that what doesn’t kill you does not actually make you stronger, an assertion which flies in the face of common thought and contradicts the age-old saying.

In a series of experiments designed to put the prolific proverb to the test, university scientists put human subjects through a series of rigorous mental and physical trials, bringing them to the very brink of death. The scientists found, much to everyone’s surprise, that after the trials the test subjects were in actuality much, much weaker.

Speaking at a conference held in honor of the study, lead scientist Dr. Marvin P. Hefferbotom discussed the methods used to arrive at this startling conclusion. “We employed every form of mental and physical torture our sick minds could conjure up in order to inflict unimaginable pain upon our randomly chosen test subjects. The aim was to bring them as near to death as any human being can possibly go, thinking that exposure to a variety of punishments that wouldn’t quite kill them would result in the emergence of a group of super-beings, incalculably stronger than your average human that experiences only a modest number of things that don’t quite result in death. Imagine our dismay when we found that after the tests our subjects were in actuality pathetically weak, had lost most motor skills, and could not even control their own bowels.”

A video of the post-experiment test subjects reveals individuals huddled in corners, hitting their heads against walls, and frantically screaming as they claw at their skin.

“In our efforts to make these people stronger, we’ve essentially made them mentally and emotionally autistic, rendered them physically incapable of caring for themselves, and destroyed their lives, as well as their family’s lives, for years to come. This was certainly an unexpected result,” Dr. Hefferbotom mused.

As a result of the study the old saying has been modified to “What makes you slightly uncomfortable could potentially better equip you for future minor discomforts.”

Monday, June 11, 2007

President Bush: What He's Doing Right

President Bush takes a lot of heat most of the time. Support for the president is not a popular position right now, but I’m willing to run the risk of alienating a large portion of my readership (wishful thinking) in order to bring to your attention three things Bush has done in recent weeks that deserve our applause and should help to convince my more liberally minded friends that the man is not the incompetent (or worse, evil) power you may believe (or wish) him to be.

The first of these is the recent attention Bush has paid to environmental concerns. I realize that as we speak Bush is at the G-8 Summit knocking down Germany’s proposed emissions reduction, an act which will inevitably draw the wrath and ire of environmental activists and doomsday scientists. However, they are overlooking the fact that Bush’s skepticism about this particular proposition stems from an unequal distribution of responsibilities. He believes that efforts to reduce emissions need to include China and India. These nations are two of the heaviest polluters in the industrialized world and are inexplicably uninvolved in the current proposition.

In response, Bush has announced a U.S. led effort to develop a post-2012 framework on climate change which will be completed by the end of 2008. The plan, which will include the world’s major polluters and energy consumers, is designed to ensure both energy and economic security by developing transformational clean energy sources. This won’t be the cure-all by any means, but it is certainly more realistic than telling a country like China to stop polluting.

Bush has also vamped up his humanitarian efforts in recent weeks. Frustrated by what he sees as inaction by the UN, he has been pushing the international community to apply pressure on Sudan to stop the genocide in Darfur. These efforts include increased sanctions, convincing China (which has vast economic interests in the nation) to became an active participant, and forcing Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir to allow UN Peacekeepers into the country. He has also threatened unilateral action if conditions don’t improve, but let’s hope it doesn’t come to that. Ideally, Bush’s attempts at diplomacy will force the UN and the international community to fulfill their moral responsibilities.

At the end of May Bush announced a plan to double America’s $15 billion commitment to fight global HIV/AIDS (America is already the largest contributor to this cause, by far). The new commitment of $30 billion (to be spread over the next five years) will go towards life-saving treatment, prevention programs and care for those in need (including orphans and vulnerable children).

I realize that for many people these actions won’t erase the years of questionable decision making or break down the walls of distrust, but they are valiant efforts nonetheless. We must give credit where credit is due, and these three causes championed by Bush are worthy of our admiration and support.

Thanks for reading.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Area Husband Insensitive About Piss on Toilet Seat, Floor

A potentially marriage-ending argument erupted early Tuesday morning after Margaret Haskins, 42, awoke to the buzzing of her alarm, stumbled in a groggy stupor to use the bathroom and sat down on the porcelain seat, completely unaware of the pool of urine that had appeared overnight. Shocked into alertness by the tepid liquid which dampened her ass and the bottoms of her feet, Mrs. Haskins proceeded to scream a string of obscenities which woke her husband, Hank, along with most of the neighborhood.

Mrs. Haskins went on to accuse her husband of being a careless, lazy, disgusting slob as she hurled her yellowing, piss-soaked socks in his direction. She then claimed, as tears formed in the corners of her eyes, that if he couldn’t be more considerate of her feelings they may be better off going their separate ways.

Mr. Haskins, not disagreeing, denied all wrongdoing in the incident. Believing himself to have above-average accuracy, he blamed the mysterious overnight pissing on everything from the couples’ not yet potty-trained son to their cat, Mr. Bojangles. Mr. Haskins went on to assert that it wasn’t pee at all, but the fault of a leaky toilet (despite the stench and rich yellow tint), that it was his animal instinct to mark his territory, and that he was the man of the house and he would piss on the toilet seat if he damn well pleased.

Reports indicate that Mr. Haskins has been peeing sitting down ever since.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Dr. Death and the Double Standard

Dr. Jack Kevorkian was recently released from prison after serving 8 of the 10-25 year sentence he received in 1999. He was convicted of second degree-murder in the poisoning of 52 year-old Thomas Youk (I’m assuming we’re all familiar with Dr. Kevorkian – AKA Dr. Death. He was the vocal and very public advocate of physician assisted suicide during the ‘80s and ‘90s.) His release and return to the spotlight has me thinking: there is a huge double standard here, and I can’t be the only one who sees it.

Why does euthanasia warrant a conviction and prison sentence, while abortion is institutionally legalized? I absolutely refuse to get into the ethics and morality of either euthanasia or abortion in this post. The arguments are too vast, the issues to complex, the passionate parties too, well, passionate. There just doesn’t seem to be any middle ground, and I have serious doubts as to whether the debate will ever be resolved.

That being said, let’s take a look at the mind boggling illogicality that put Dr. Kevorkian behind bars for a decade while abortion clinics flourished.

The law, as it exists in all states except Oregon (and soon California, which is on the verge of legalizing euthanasia), makes it illegal to directly aid in a suicide. This is the reason the state of Michigan was able to procure a conviction in the Thomas Youk case, as opposed to the other 100+ suicides Dr. Kevorkian assisted. Youk was unable to administer the lethal injection himself, so Kevorkian did it for him.

Yet in the case of abortions doctors are directly killing living fetuses. Argue it however you like, it’s still a fact.

In both cases the doctor destroys a breathing, metabolizing being (to avoid the wrath of pro-abortion rhetoricians I won’t say “ends a life”). In both cases the breathing, metabolizing being is one that applicable parties want destroyed.

So if someone could explain to me the difference I’d greatly appreciate it. Oh yeah, here’s the difference: in the case of physician assisted suicide you actually have the permission of the soon to be deceased. I doubt very much they get that same consent from the fetuses.

Like I said, I’m not here to argue the ethics of either. But that one is legal and widely used while the other is a felony proves that laws are completely arbitrary, nonsensical, and the product of powerful lobbyist groups; lawmakers ought to be embarrassed. Make both euthanasia and abortion legal or make them both illegal. I’m not going to say which (that’s not my job), but make them consistent. Until the law is unified the system is a sham.

Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

The NBA Finals: Why I Won't be Watching

The San Antonio Spurs have won three championship rings in the last eight years. They have arguably the NBA’s most consistently dominant big man in Tim Duncan. They have one of the most feared defensive stoppers in the league in Bruce Bowen. They have a quick, penetrating point guard in Tony Parker and an electric, international spark plug in Manu Ginoblii. Over the last decade they have been the model for consistency and success.

The Cleveland Cavaliers have the future of the game. King James is hands down the most athletically gifted player currently playing in the NBA, and arguably of all time. They have an exciting backcourt tandem of Larry Hughes and Daniel Gibson. They have a shot blocking presence in Zydrunas Ilgauskas. They have successfully built a team around their superstar, and have made it to the finals for the first time in their 37 year history.

The story lines are all there. One of the NBA’s premier scorers matching up against one of the premier defenders. The Cavs’ staunch, ever-improving help and recover rotating defense verses Parker’s attacks to the basket. The league’s best finesse big men trying to outwit each other in the paint. Should be a tremendous series.

But I won’t be watching.

On paper this is an intriguing match-up. In reality it’ll be extraordinarily, intolerably tedious. Both of these teams are overly cautious, monotonous, and quite frankly boring. They run set offenses and never deviate from the game plan. San Antonio has little hope of changing this fact. They are not an athletic team. But there is no reason Cleveland doesn’t run and gun.

I’ve been reading articles in various sports sources (ESPN.com, the Star Trib) that have tried to hype this series as the Old School versus the New School; traditional San Antonio with their efficient, effective offense against the future of the game. On paper this may be true, but whoever is writing these stories clearly doesn’t watch any basketball. If they did they would know that Cleveland plays the exact same game as San Antonio, just not as well (even Cleveland coach Mike Brown has confessed he idolizes Greg Popovich and has lifted much of his strategy from the Spurs). They emphasize defense, they run set, half court offenses. It’s a game of precision and accuracy. Yes, Cleveland has the future superstar of the NBA, but this doesn’t make them fun to watch.

Oh, there are intriguing story lines in this series: which Lebron will show up to play? The 20 point-scoring, 20% field goal shooting deadbeat posing as King James in games 1-4 and then again in 6 of the Conference Finals or the unstoppable force from game 5? Will Ginoblii be a catalyst to energize a comatose Spurs team or a reckless fool dribbling the ball off his feet and watching it bounce out of bounds? How will Bowen slow Lebron/ how many bruises will Lebron have on his forearms from Bowen’s hacking? Will the refs ever get sick of Duncan’s incessant, passive-aggressive whining? But these story lines are all more of an annoyance than a reason to watch.

So in the upcoming weeks as the NBA Finals are raging on I will stick to America’s Got Talent and Deal or No Deal: entertainment television at its finest.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Sojourners Presidential Forum on Faith, Values and Politics: My Thoughts

Last night Rev. Jim Wallis and Sojourners Magazine hosted an event on CNN which was focused on the issue of faith and politics. The three Democratic front runners (John Edwards, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton) were invited to discuss the very personal issue of faith and how that influences their policy. They were each given 15 minutes to field questions from CNN moderator Soledad O’Brien and a panel of religious and community leaders.

For those of you who caught the event, you know as well as I do that it was a big deal. For those who didn’t, let me tell you: It was a big deal. It was the first organized television appearance for these candidates since their crucial New Hampshire debate last week, and it was focused completely on faith. It says to me that faith will be a major issue in the upcoming elections, and these candidates recognize the fact. It also gave us a glimpse into the personal lives of three very astonishing people.

The first to take the stage was John Edwards. He was the only one of the three that I didn’t have a preconceived bias about, and therefore of the most personal interest. Fortunately for Edwards, he was on his home turf. His pet issue is poverty, an interest he shares with event organizer Wallis, and therefore this appearance should have been a home run for him. And it was. I was very impressed with his sincere faith, his approachable demeanor, and his grasp of the issues. The first question asked was “Do you believe homosexuals should be married?” His unhesitant, unequivocal “No” took me by surprise. I was under the impression he was much more liberal than that. He went on to explain, however, that while his faith and morality make homosexuality a sin, it is not the job of the president to impose personal beliefs on the nation; a guideline which he believes protects the church just as much as it does the state (don’t have time to get into my thoughts on this here, other than to say that I agree. If you need more, comment and I’ll respond more in depth).

Edwards was also asked about the response to Katrina, which he asserted was a national embarrassment (it was) to loud applause. Asked how he would remedy the situation were he in office, he stated that he would appoint a knowledgeable, capable individual to lead the hurricane response. He would meet with this individual every morning to get an update on what was accomplished yesterday: not what happened last week, not what is planned for six months from now, but what progress was made yesterday. I like it. Hold people accountable for getting stuff done. Realistic? I don’t know.

Things got personal when Edwards was asked how his faith, more specifically prayer, impacted his everyday life. Edwards talked about his faith journey: raised as a Southern Baptist, falling away from the faith, and coming back in a strong way through the tragedies he has endured (his son died when he was six, his wife has twice been diagnosed with breast cancer). It’s a familiar story to me, as I’m sure it is to many of us, and it was real. He didn’t pretend to be a model Christian. He acknowledged that he screws up, that he sins. And he acknowledged that his faith and the strength of God get him through.

My one qualm: true he has done a lot of great work for poverty, but he is a millionaire many times over and gets $400 haircuts. Is he walking the walk?

Barack Obama, clearly the smartest of the 2008 candidates and the sharpest thinker in my memory (to qualify: I’m young), also hit a slam dunk (like my mixed metaphors?) He is good friends with Jim Wallis and was even more comfortable in this forum than Edwards. The first question he was asked, about the existence of good and evil in warfare and whether God chooses sides, was very intriguing and elicited a phenomenal answer. Pulling from his vast internal library, Obama quoted Abraham Lincoln: “my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.” He asserted that God will not be manipulated to suit our causes, but that we need to make sure at all times that we are following God’s directives of justice, love, peace, etc.

He went on to say that there was undeniable evil in the world. That when men crash planes into towers and take innocent lives it is an evil, and there must be a response. But he warned that when we use moral causes to justify evil actions (ie torture) we contribute to the evil, and stray from the side of God.

As an extension to this question he was asked about his support for Israel. He condemned the Palestinians’ continued bombing of Israel, and said that first step towards peace between Israel and Palestine is forgiveness. Both sides have seen innocent people slaughtered, have been the victims and perpetrators of evil, and they need to forgive before any peace can be found. Preach on.

The next question came from Jim Wallis, who asked Obama how he would address the issue of poverty in America. Barack took it home. He started with the importance of early education, and talked about programs and increased funding to further this cause. He gave a statistic that $1 invested in early education saves the government $7 down the road in welfare, delinquency, drop outs, etc. He talked about the importance of breaking the cycle of poverty by giving people pride, a sense of accomplishment, and the tools necessary to succeed. I couldn’t agree more. Education is the most important factor in escaping poverty. The problem is that there is a pervasively negative attitude about education below the poverty line. It is seen as selling out, as conformance. This attitude will need to be changed and Obama’s early education programs are the necessary catalyst.

He also sees the need to provide a real second chance for men and women released from prison. He wants to increase educational programs in prisons to give ex-offenders the tools they need to right their lives. At first this made me cringe. Prison is a punishment. Why should my tax money go towards helping prisoners? But Obama’s right. If the cycle of criminality will be broken a step needs to be taken to give them hope. Obama also wants to raise the minimum wage. There are people who work full time and still can’t support their families. This is inexcusable.

Obama sees the poverty issue as a moral issue. We are connected, we are our “brothers’ keeper.” We have a moral responsibility to make sure everyone has food, education, clothing, shelter, and access to health care. We need to get rid of the “either/ or” mentality that has divided politics on this issue. The Republican thinking that with hard work we can all succeed and the Democratic thinking that it’s the government’s responsibility to care for everyone are both inadequate. The government must give people the tools they need so they can succeed for themselves.

Hillary Clinton was the candidate I was skeptical about, and she did nothing to change that. I honestly felt that she was heavily coached. Her answers were contrived. She had premeditated anecdotes demonstrating her faith, and she forced them into her responses. The result was that the stories she told often times had nothing to do with the question. She used clichéd Christianisms (“prayer warrior”). She vaguely mentioned “Bible stories” from her youth and made some obscure, unspecified reference to Pharisees, but never gave any specifics to suggest she knew what she was talking about. I certainly had no idea.

The first question concerned her vote five years ago to give Bush the power to invade Iraq and her refusal to apologize for it. I’m going to say this very clearly and hope every media figure reads this (they won’t): Get off it. Obama doesn’t deal with this because he voted against the war. Edwards has apologized for his vote since he announced his candidacy. But honestly, what difference does it make? She did what she thought was right at the time with the information she had, and apologizing now won’t change a damn thing. Besides, it’s all rhetoric and posturing. It’s too early to say for certain that she was on the right or wrong side of the issue. So please, let it go.

I’ve read a couple of different articles now that assert Clinton shined in this forum. I disagree. I’ve already stated my feelings about the sincerity of her faith, and if you couldn’t see through the act you may have been watching a different program. The only substantive question she was asked dealt with abortion. To this she sidestepped the issue of morality (which the questioner Rev. Joel Hunter was looking for) and suggested finding common ground be implementing programs to reduce the number of abortions. I don’t get as passionate about this particular debate as some do, but I feel that a person of faith would need to feel conflicted about supporting abortion. I completely understand the position of being Christian and pro-choice, but I feel like a person of faith would have some inner turmoil on the issue. I didn’t see any in Hillary.


Sorry for the brevity of my analysis. There’s a lot to be said, and I wish I could devote more time to each candidate. If you have any specific questions, feel free to comment. Otherwise, watch for a similar forum with the Republican candidates coming up. I’m not sure of the exact date, but I’ll keep you posted.

Thanks for reading.

A link to the transcript: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0706/04/sitroom.03.html

Monday, June 4, 2007

Thoughts on Loyalty

On Thursday’s “Heart of Darkness” post Reader of the Month P Corcs made some interesting comments about loyalty which I would like to explore more in depth.

Loyalty is an interesting concept. If forced to attempt a definition I would say it is faithfulness to a person, group, or idea. Dictionary.com defines it as:
1) the state or quality of being loyal; faithfulness to commitments or obligations.
2) faithful adherence to a sovereign, government, leader, cause, etc.
3) an example or instance of faithfulness, adherence, or the like: a man with fierce loyalties.
But it is a quality that is difficult to make concrete. We can demonstrate loyalty by sticking by friends in difficult times, by supporting an idea in the face of adversity (think religion), or even by simple acts such as supporting a local team despite a losing season. The problem is that human beings are fickle and are capable of deception. Our actual feelings don’t always reflect our actions, and vice versa.

This, I believe, is the basis of P Corcs’ comments. America, as a culture, has depreciated the value of loyalty. Marriage is a lifelong commitment, but it is difficult. Unfortunately in modern culture when relationships get hard we would rather run than work. P Corcs provided another apt example with professional athletes that seek the big payday and care little for fans. And the old man who has worked for the same company for the past 40 years.

P Corcs is absolutely right: we have no loyalty. So what happened? It’s postmodernism. Individualism has been taken to the extreme. Time Magazine named “You” the person of the year. “You,” not we, not principles or truth or justice or faith, but “you,” are of the utmost importance. Anything goes as long as “you” are pleased, content, happy. We’ve reverted to hedonism. And it’s made us mean, greedy, selfish; it’s trapped us in a perpetual cycle of screwing each other over.

That’s what happened to loyalty: we’ve been screwed, we’ve been lied to, we’ve been betrayed. The guy who thinks he’s going to stay at the same company for 40 years will be served a rude dose of reality when he is downsized. The company he works for is just as greedy as he is, and the higher-ups discovered they could save a couple dollars an hour if they outsourced his job. The athlete that cares about his fans will get traded for a second-round draft pick and cash incentives the day after the owner told him he was the future of the franchise. Marriages destined to fail are filled with minor betrayals, each one magnified by the next till the marriage becomes one impenetrable lie. So we go on the defensive. I’ll screw you before you can screw me.

This directly correlates to politics. We enjoy the luxuries, freedoms and protection that the American government provides, yet maintain no loyalty to the country, the political institution, or the men and women who operate it. It’s because we’ve been lied to. We’ve believed in these men and women too many times, only to have them turn their backs on us in favor of high power lobbyists. We can’t trust them, and where there’s no trust there can be no loyalty.

This brings me to the next question: Should we be loyal to the government? Clearly we live in the best political system in the world (just look at the number of aspiring immigrants). It is important that all Americans take pride in that and are respectful of that, and yes, a certain degree of loyalty is in order. But don’t mistake loyalty for blind faith in a system saturated with corruption. I think the current administration, as most administrations do, takes the concept of loyalty to an extreme. Questioning our leaders and their policies is our civic right and responsibility. It is the pinnacle of patriotism. And besides, questioning does not equal disloyalty. I can question the decisions of friends or loved ones while maintaining my loyalty to them. It works the same for the government. But the Bush administration (I use Bush because he is the one currently in office, not because I think past presidents have been innocent of this) has labeled anyone questioning the war, the unconstitutional wire-tapping, the inhumane interrogation methods used at Abu Ghraib and by the CIA, the denial of constitutional rights to prisoners being held in Guantanamo (right to a fair trial), etc., as a traitor. Now that I think about it, perhaps Bush’s “loyalty” campaign is more egregious than past presidents. He did recently fire eight US Attorneys because they weren’t “loyal Bushies” (Alberto Gonzalez scandal).

It is our right and patriotic responsibility to question the government, and in my opinion this takes precedence over loyalty.

“…all political power is inherent in the people, and all free governments are founded on their authority and instituted for their benefit; and that they have at all times an undeniable and indefeasible right to alter their form of government in such a manner as they may think expedient. Under that gospel, the citizen who thinks he sees that the commonwealth's political clothes are worn out, and yet holds his peace and does not agitate for a new suit, is disloyal; he is a traitor."

Mark Twain


A brief response now to P Corcs’ Friday comments:

I didn’t mean to say that Rove hatched the WMD theory. You are right that the Clinton administration believed this to be true as well. But what they did do was convince the American public that if we didn’t attack Saddam he would kill us all in our sleep, and it was based on speculation that Saddam might have an arsenal of WMD’s. There was no concrete evidence to work from. Rove is also guilty of blatantly lying about the ties between Iraq and Al Qaeda.

I agree with you that hindsight is 20/20, and it’s much easier now to look back at the last four years and say “yeah, we should’ve done this and this differently.” But this isn’t an adequate defense of Rumsfeld. Those familiar with the military branch of the government have long cited the ludicrousness of its operation. The military branch shouldn’t be run by a civilian that is too far removed from military operations to truly understand conditions, strategies, etc. This debacle proves the point. These first two links are examples of high ranking officers that warned Rumsfeld well before the war that he was under-prepared.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/05/21/60minutes/main618896.shtml

http://www.globalpolicy.org/security/issues/iraq/attack/consequences/2003/0228pentagoncontra.htm

This next link will take you to an article written by a Lieutenant Colonel for the Armed Forces Journal which asserts that the entire military system, as it is currently operated, is a travesty.

http://www.armedforcesjournal.com/2007/05/2635198

Also check out my post, in which I cite advanced warning that the war was not going to go as planned by Rumsfeld:

A (Not so (Very)) Brief History of the Middle East Part 17: The Finale Part 2: So What Happened? (I Promise, This Really is the End)

As you can see, if Rumsfeld would have listened to his generals, who actually had knowledge of the situation, instead of being an arrogant, pompous ass, the war could have been handled much better.

That being said, I will reassert my opinion, as I have in past posts, that in theory I do support this war. I have difficulties with the actualities of the war, but it was an eventual necessity. As P Corcs points out, it is impossible to say what might have happened were it postponed.

But it is my right and responsibility, as it is yours, to question the decisions of our leaders and hold them accountable for their failures. And I believe the execution of this war to be a colossal failure.

Thanks for reading.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Heart of Darkness: Karl Rove

Karl Rove is pure evil, now let me tell you why.

I wasn’t aware of the extent of Rove’s treachery or corruption before I started my research. It’s actually pretty hard to believe that a political figure could do some of the things he’s done and not end up in jail or hanged for treason. But he’s a slippery bastard and has managed to manifest his power just as he should be facing exile. He is now arguably the most powerful man in America. He shapes the government according to his will and enjoys complete political immunity (he’s not an elected official; he hasn’t been sworn into any office, so he has no obligation to the American people).

Let’s take a look at his filthy track record (I’ll try to make this brief. I realize this stuff isn’t always the most exciting):

At the age of 9 Rove became a supporter of Nixon (that says it all) and entered into the political foray. During high school he served as student council president and as his school’s chairman for former Senator Wallace F. Bennett’s reelection campaign. He enrolled at the University of Utah in 1969 as a political science major, got an internship with the Utah Republican Party, landed a job in Illinois in 1970, and turned into a truly disreputable political force.

Rove’s first (documented) sinister act came while working for the Republican Party in Illinois. Using a fake identity he broke into the campaign office of Democrat Alan J. Dixon, who was running for Illinois State Treasurer, and stole 1,000 sheets of paper with campaign letterhead. He proceeded to print campaign rally fliers advertising “free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing” and distributed them at rock concerts and homeless shelters. The intent was to disrupt Dixon’s rally, but Dixon went on to win the election anyway.

This is a seemingly minor infraction committed by an overzealous 19 year go-getter, but it is offers a foreboding hint of things to come.

In 1971 Rove dropped out of school to work for the party full time, a problem because he had received a draft deferment due to his enrollment in college. He maintained his deferred status by enrolling in some classes at the University of Maryland and withdrawing at the beginning of the semester. Odd that someone so eager to send others to war is himself a draft dodger.

In 1972 Rove was an active participant in Richard Nixon’s presidential campaign and became a protégé of Donald Segretti, who was later convicted as a Watergate conspirator. Good mentor.

In 1973 Rove started campaigning for the national chairman of the College Republicans, as welling as speaking at training seminars for young Republicans. After some dispute following the national chairman election (Rove and his cohorts produced a copy of the College Republican constitution which differed significantly from the one his opponents were using and used this document to question their credentials) recordings of training seminars at which Rove had spoke were anonymously given to the Washington Post. On these recording Rove discussed campaign techniques including digging through opponents’ garbage cans. Rove was investigated by the FBI, but he ultimately escaped unscathed, as they had bigger fish to fry (Watergate). It was during this time that Rove met the elder Bush, who was influential in convincing the FBI to back off, and went on to become his special assistant in the Republican National Committee.

In 1986, while working on a gubernatorial campaign, Rove was the mastermind behind a bugging scandal in which he accused the Democrats of bugging his office. When the FBI investigated it discovered that the batteries in the bugs would need to be changed every few hours and concluded that Rove had planted the bugs himself.

While working on an Alabama Supreme Court election in 1994 Rove circulated rumors that his candidate’s opponent was a pedophile. During George W. Bush’s 1994 gubernatorial race he had pollsters ask voters if they would be “more or less likely to vote for (Democratic opponent) Governor Richards if they knew her staff is dominated by lesbians.” In Bush’s 2000 presidential bid he used racism to undermine support for John McCain in the south by have pollsters ask “Would you be more likely or less likely to vote for John McCain for president if you knew he had fathered an illegitimate black child?”

When George W. was inaugurated Rove was appointed Senior Advisor to the President. I find it odd that a man who up until that point had been working on (seemingly) minor campaigns suddenly became the right hand man of leader of the free world. Unless they know something that we don’t…

In his new post Rove quickly earned the unwavering trust of the president, accompanying him to high profile meetings with foreign leaders and creating policy. In 2002 Rove became the Chair on the White House Iraq Group, which was created to develop “a strategy for publicizing the White House's assertion that Saddam Hussein posed a threat to the United States.” This apparently meant lying to the American public, as very few of the white house’s assertions about the imminence of the Iraqi threat have come to fruition.

Meanwhile, Rove was helping to create administration energy policy while holding significant amounts of stock in energy companies (including Enron). This should have been a slam dunk for the ethics committee, but wait, Rove isn’t an elected official, so he doesn’t answer to the ethics committee.

During Bush Jr.’s reelection campaign Rove was accused of issuing terror warnings whenever John Kerry’s ratings rose. When the wire-tapping scandal broke in 2006 Rove announced that planned terrorist attacks had been thwarted. Then of course there’s the CIA operative Valerie Plame/identity leak scandal (I don’t have time to get into details here, but Rove allegedly revealed her identity to news sources, Scooter Libby took the fall). And most recently there are the US Attorney firings, for which Alberto Gonzalez will serve as the fall man, and Rove will once again escape untouched (even though there is concrete evidence that his use of email violated the Presidential Records Act).

I’m sorry I don’t have more time to go into the details of each of these scandals. I’m merely one man trying to offer a taste of the conscienceless man that is Karl Rove. He has no regard for law or political ethics, and he will never have to answer for his actions because he enjoys complete immunity.

Perhaps the most conspicuous thing about Rove is his ability to be inconspicuous. He is always working in the background, serving on seemingly minor campaigns that actually have national importance apparent only to an elite few.

Interesting side note: Rove never actually earned a college degree.


A brief response to Reader of the Month P Corc’s comments on yesterday’s post:

The intent of both yesterday’s and today’s post was to point the spotlight at Karl Rove, a man who I believe is actually responsible for most of the deceits, inconsistencies, and mess-ups that Bush takes the heat for. If anything, this has been in defense of Bush. He is an honorable American and in my opinion a strong leader, but he made a major miscalculation when he appointed Rove as his right hand man. I will not back down on my opinion that Karl Rove is political corruption incarnate.

That being said, I’ll respond more directly to the comments made. I’ll agree that most of the shmucks protesting the war have absolutely no idea what’s going on, and they never did. They think they are being independent thinkers, resurrecting the “damn the man” mentality of the late ‘60s/early ‘70s. The problem is that very few of them are actually capable of independent thought. They regurgitate the propaganda they are fed by the media and spew it back out as the best substitute for “independent thought” they can muster. But everyone forgets that the media is ultimately a business and they will say whatever they need to in order to win ratings. To quote Gladiator, they “will give us death, and we will love them for it.” They play off our fears, they know we are angry and they give us someone to blame for our problems, for not having a better lot in life. And we love them for it.

Anyone who proposes pulling our troops out now as a viable solution to the conflict is oblivious to the dangers of the real world or the realities of the situation. Not that I’ve been over there, but it only takes a small amount of objective reasoning to see that the results would be disastrous. Obviously a strategy change is in order, but if you think the answer to the problem is to leave, then you are a coward and a damn idiot. Unfortunately the dumbest people are also usually the loudest.

I commend your concession that not all protesters are crackpots. Some, as you have stated, have respectable issues with the war. I, too, respect those who are against war in general. I wish I could maintain that sense of idealism and peace. I also laud those who are knowledgeable about the situation and see the need for strategy changes. The war has been mishandled, and I challenge anyone to argue that point.

As for myself, I see the need for war, but have difficulties with this one based on two points. First, I think it was the wrong time to start a war with Iraq. It was inevitable that Saddam Hussein would eventually need to be removed from power. He was becoming increasingly isolated and erratic and his people were suffering. But as I’ve said in previous posts, I think the imminence of his threat was exaggerated by the administration (it just so happens Karl Rove), and the decision was based more on politics and war mongering than safety concerns. Saddam’s WMD’s have yet to be found and his link to Al Qaeda was tenuous at best. We should have continued to focus the war effort on terrorism (the real imminent threat), which would have meant more funding, soldiers and intelligence devoted to eradicating Al Qaeda and making the global community a safer place.

My second issue with the war is that its architects, namely Donald Rumsfeld, put very little care or effort into understanding the situation in Iraq, the culture of the people, or the resources that would be necessary to rebuild the shattered country. He was grossly unprepared, and as a result the war was mishandled at nearly every step.

Your comments about loyalty are intriguing and I think they deserve their own post. Look for it on Monday…

Thanks for reading.